Elf Jokes For Kids - Free Printable For Elf On The Shelf
Luci McQuitty HindmarshIf your Elf on the Shelf loves to make your kids giggle these Elf Joke Cards are the perfect way to keep the fun rolling all December long!
Each morning, your Elf can leave behind a new joke for your kids to discover. They’re quick, funny, and totally family-friendly... perfect for breakfast-time giggles and bedtime chuckles.
Because let’s face it, once the Elf arrives, keeping the magic fresh every morning can be a lot.
These ready-to-print joke cards make it easy, you just print, cut, and let your Elf do the rest!
What’s Inside the Free Printable
- 16 pre-written Elf and Christmas jokes that kids (and parents!) will love
- 8 blank cards so you can write your own favourite family jokes or riddles
Each card fits perfectly into your Elf’s morning scenes, tucked under their arm, hidden in the fridge, or peeking out of a cereal box.
A Big List of Elf & Christmas Jokes
And in case you're in need of some instant Elf Joke fun and inspiration, here's a big list of Elfishly good jokes....
Good Elf Jokes!
What do you call an Elf who sings?
A wrapper!
Why did the Elf go to school?
To improve his Elf-abet!
How does an Elf get Santa’s sleigh to fly?
He uses plenty of Elf fuel!
What kind of photos do Elves take?
Elfies!
Why did the Elf sit on the clock?
He wanted to be on time!
How do Elves cheer each other up?
By saying “Yule be fine!”
Why did the Elf hide in the Christmas tree?
He wanted to be a spruced-up secret agent!
What game do Elves love to play in the snow?
Freeze tag!
What do you call an Elf who tells tall tales?
A little fibber!
How do Elves keep fit?
They do plenty of jingle-bells!
What did the Elf say when he fell off the shelf?
“I’m having a shelf crisis!”
Why did the Elf sit in the fridge?
He wanted to chill out!
Why did the Elf wear sunglasses?
Because his future’s so bright with kindness!
What’s an Elf’s favorite kind of bread?
Shortbread!
Why don’t Elves tell secrets on Christmas Eve?
Because the walls have elves!
How did the Elf fix the toy train?
He used his Elf-ful hands!
Why did the Elf cross the road?
To get to Santa’s workshop on the other side!
What’s an Elf’s favorite kind of cereal?
Frosted Flakes — they match his outfit!
Why don’t Elves ever get cold?
Because they’re always wearing their jingle-bells!
What did the big Elf say to the little Elf at bedtime?
“You’re sleighing it, kid — now get some rest!”
Why did the Elf put his bed in the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log!
What’s an Elf’s favorite subject at school?
Spelling!
Christmas & Winter Jokes
Here's a few more that have a Christmas or winter theme instead of straight up Elf!
Why did Santa go to music school?
So he could improve his wrapping skills!
What do you call Santa when he takes a break?
Santa Pause!
Why was the Christmas tree so bad at sewing?
It kept dropping its needles!
What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
You get tinselitis!
Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumb-y.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
What’s Santa’s favorite type of music?
Wrap music!
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack?
Ice Krispies!
What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?
Sandy Claws!
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
“Do you smell carrots?”
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frostbite!
Why did the Christmas cookie go to the doctor?
It was feeling crumby!
Visual or Setup Jokes (great for pairing with Elf scenes)
And here's a few ideas for setting up visual jokes for your Elf.
Why did the Elf sit in the fridge?
He wanted to chill out! (Pair with Elf in fridge)
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
“Do you smell carrots?” (Pair with Elf near snowmen)
What did the Elf say when he fell off the shelf?
“I’m having a shelf crisis!” (Pair with Elf on floor)
Why did the Elf hide in the Christmas tree?
He wanted to be a spruced-up secret agent! (Pair with Elf in tree)
How to Use Your Elf Joke Cards
- Print and cut out your cards. There are 24 in total, 16 jokes and 8 blanks. The answer for each joke is written upside down on each card.
- Let your Elf deliver a new joke each morning. Pop one beside your Elf, on a breakfast plate, or taped to a bathroom mirror.
- Use the blank cards to add your own family favourites or festive riddles.
- Pair jokes with scenes. A fridge joke in the fridge? Classic. A snowman joke near the freezer? Perfect.
- Use our free Elf on the Shelf calendar to plan when you use the jokes
Why Parents Love These Elf Joke Cards
They’re adorable, easy, and make mornings magical without keeping you up late.
The ready-made jokes mean less last-minute Googling, and the blank cards let your Elf’s sense of humour grow year after year.
Grab Your Free Elf Joke Cards
Ready for 24 days of festive fun and laughter?
Download your Free Elf Joke Cards PDF below and let your Elf spread some Christmas cheer — one giggle at a time!
Because Elf on the Shelf magic is even better when everyone’s laughing.
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