31 Knock Knock Birthday Jokes for Kids That Will Get The Giggles Going!
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Who doesn’t love a good knock-knock joke? I know I do and what's more when I was a kid, I loved telling them as much as I loved hearing them.
And did you know, these short and snappy witticisms have been around for centuries—yes, even Shakespeare was in on the joke! (The first recorded knock-knock moment can be traced back to his play Macbeth.)
Today, knock knock jokes are a surefire way to get the giggles going, especially at birthday parties.
Whether you’re making like a stand up comedian to entertain the party guests, setting up a ‘lucky joke dip’ for kids to pull from, or even adding them to DIY party decorations, a good knock-knock joke bring it every time.
Which is why I've rounded up some of my family's faves. They've each been tested for laughability, so you can confident these hilarious knock-knock jokes that will make any child's birthday a real blast!
Get ready to LOL... here come the jokes!
Classic Knock Knock Jokes
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly. Cows go moo! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s only a joke! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel, that’s why I knocked! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, I forgot the punchline! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
Animal-Themed Knock Knock Jokes
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owls.
Owls who?
Yes, they do! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a sweetie and get me some chips. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a burger, I’m hungry! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Turtle.
Turtle who?
Turtle-ly awesome, that’s who! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cat.
Cat who?
Cat-ch me if you can! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow who?
Moo!
Food-Themed Knock Knock Jokes
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut forget to smile! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split, I’m out of here! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lime.
Lime who?
Lime yours, and you’re mine! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas let me in, I have to tell you something! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Birthday-Themed Knock Knock Jokes
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Manny.
Manny who?
Manny happy returns! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Birdy.
Birdy who?
Birdy greetings to you!
School-Themed Knock Knock Jokes
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for the school bell! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Pencil you in for some homework! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Teacher.
Teacher who?
Teacher I’m here for class, don’t worry! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abie.
Abie who?
A-B-C, D, E, F, G!
Funny Name Knock Knock Jokes
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and find out! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita break from all these jokes!
Superhero Knock Knock Jokes
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Batman.
Batman who?
Bat-man a great party you’ve got here! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spider.
Spider who?
Spider man, these jokes are super funny! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wonder.
Wonder who?
Wonder Woman’s here to save the day! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hulk.
Hulk who?
Hulk smash! Time to break out the birthday cake!
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