25 Of The Best Ice Cream Jokes And Puns To Sweeten Any Celebration

 With apologies to ice cream everywhere... here is a big list of 25 hilarious (ok, some are just funny...) ice cream jokes and puns that will have party guests of all ages (ice)screaming with laughter. 

Honestly, these chilled ice cream jokes really are waffly funny...

Use them on party invitations, scatter them on the table at an ice cream themed baby shower, pop them in birthday party bags. 

Oh and I'm just going to mention here that if you are planning an ice cream themed party... we have a rather cute bundle of 12 Ice Cream Party games. 

1. Why did the ice cream truck break down? Because of the rocky road!
2. What’s an ice cream’s favourite TV show? Game of Cones!
3. What do you get from an Alaskan cow? Ice cream!
4. What’s an ice cream’s favourite day of the week? Sundae!
5. What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cone? "What's the scoop?"
6. Why did the ice cream go to the party? Because it heard it was a cool event!
7. What kind of ice cream do electricians like? Shock-a-lot!
8. Why are popsicles so aloof? They have a stick up their butt
9. What happened to the ice cream who went to prison? He got his just desserts!
10. Why does the ice cream van man go so slowly? Because he’s a sundae driver!
11. Why did the ice cream cone become a reporter? It wanted to get the inside scoop!
12. Why is there no such thing as a workaholic ice cream? Because they know how to chill out!
13. What’s an ice cream’s favourite type of music? Anything with a cool beat!
14. How does an ice cream cone congratulate someone? "You’re the cream of the crop with a cherry on top!"
15. Who’s the biggest rapper in the ice cream world? Scoop Dogg!
16. Who is the best rapper to do a collab with Scoop Dogg? M+M
17. Why is ice cream bad at tennis? It has a soft serve!
18. What’s a deer’s favourite ice cream flavour? Cookie Doe!
19. What does an ice cream lawyer say? You’ve been served!
20. What do you call an ice cream cone with a great sense of humor? A pun-dae!
21. What do you get when you put a radio in the freezer? Cool music!
22. What’s a vampire’s favourite ice cream flavour? Vein-illa
23. Where do you learn to make ice cream desserts? Sundae School
24. Why are ice cream cones bad at athletics? Because they always get licked!
25. Knock know. Who’s there? Ice cream! Ice cream who? I scream every time I see you!