96 Donut Jokes And Puns That Are As Sweet As Could Be

There’s something irresistibly fun about donuts that goes way beyond the fact they are utterly delicious! 

Over the past few years, they have gone from simple snacks to a full-on food phenomenon. From gourmet bakeries to Instagram feeds, donut walls to donut towers, donuts are now the star of the show. And that's just on the eating-them-side of things. 

Donuts are also everywhere as graphics, stickers, wall art... you name it, if it's cute, it's likely got a donut on it or near it!

So, let's go the whole (hole!) nine yards and close the circle (see what I did there?!) of fabulousness by adding donut jokes and puns into the mix. 

I've put together a big list of donut-themes jokes perfect for using in or on greetings cards, to use in party games or just to make your friends and fam laugh. 

And then I've sprinkled (I'm at it again!) a bunch of donut-based puns below the jokes, puns perfect for using in wall art, on the top of a cake or how about on DIY party decor or even a cute gift you're making for someone. 

You could even pop a few of these jokes and puns onto paper chits and pop them in a vase at the centre of an afternoon tea party table.

Then all the guests can take a turn at pulling out a pun or joke to share with everyone else. 

Speaking of afternoon tea parties... there is a super cute Tea Party Games bundle in the shop. 

Sweet Donut Jokes to Make You Laugh

Let's get started with a few donut jokes... get ready to hold your sides together as you work your way through them... 

1. Why did the donut go to the dentist?
   It needed a filling.
2. Why did the donut get arrested?
   It was caught glazing the scene of the crime.
3. Why did the donut go to therapy?
   It had a hole in its heart.
4. What do you call a donut without a hole?
   A danish imposter!
5. Why did the donut break up with its girlfriend?
   She was too jelly.
6. Why did the donut break up with the bagel?
   It needed some space (and less drama).
7. Why is it so hard to get together with jelly donuts?
   Their schedule is always jam-packed!
8. What do you call donut holes that are dunked in Dunkin' Donuts coffee?
   Sunken donuts!
9. What’s a donut’s favorite movie genre?
   Hole-ywood blockbusters.
10. Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?
    He was stuffed!
11. What did the donut say to the coffee?
    You complete me.
12. What did the donut say to the frosting?
    I’d go glazy without you!
13. What did the bear claw say to the envious croissant?
    Donut be jelly!
14. What did the donut say to the gym trainer?
    I’m here to get a little more “hole”some.
15. Why did the donut get a promotion?
    It rose to the occasion.
16. What happens before it rains donuts?
    It sprinkles!
17. Why did the frosted donut put up his umbrella?
    It was sprinkling!
18. Why did the donut go to the bakery?
    To get to the other side.
19. What’s a donut’s favorite party game?
    Dunkin’ Donuts!
20. How do you compliment a donut chef?
    “You’ve got a real talent for dough-licious creations!”
21. How do you know if a donut is lying?
    It’s all in the glaze of its eyes.
22. Why was the donut sad?
    It felt a little empty inside.
23. How do you make a donut laugh on a Sunday?
    Tell it a hole-y joke!
24. What’s a donut’s favorite social media platform?
    Instaglaze.
25. Why did the donut bring a ladder to the bakery?
    It wanted to reach new heights.
26. Why did the donut apply for a job at the computer store?
    It heard they had excellent byte-sized snacks!
27. How does a doughnut learn to protect himself?
    He takes Taekwon-dough classes!
28. Which winter icon is the best donut maker around?
    Frosty the dough-man!
29. Why did the donut get sent to the principal’s office?
    Because he kept glazing over in class!
30. What does a donut say to ask a girl out?
    I like you a hole lot!
31. What did the Frenchman say to the donut on their first date?
    Where have you beignet all my life?!
32. Why do golfers love donuts?
    Because they're always a hole-in-one!

Donut Puns and Funny Quotes

And now let's wend our way through some donut-based puns and funny quotes... 

1. Donuts are happiness with sprinkles on top.
2. Donut give up.
3. You donut know how much I love you.
4. Donut kill my vibe.
5. Let’s go to Dunkin. We need more hole foods!
6. Donut be jelly.
7. Donut worry. Be happy!
8. Glazed and confused.
9. Let’s go glazy.
10. You drive me glazy.
11. Hold me closer, tiny donut.
12. You’ve really got a hole on me.
13. Do or donut, there is no try.
14. Donut disturb.
15. Donut enter.
16. Donut ever let me go.
17. Donut go breaking my heart.
18. Donut judge me.
19. Donut mind if I do.
20. Eat more hole foods.
21. It’s your birthday; let’s donuts!
22. Donut underestimate the power of baked goods.
23. Hole me closer, tiny donut.
24. I’m donuts for you!
25. You’re the sprinkles to my donut.
26. Donut underestimate the power of a good laugh.
27. Glazed and amused.
28. Donut stop believing.
29. You’re the hole package.
30. Let’s dough it!
31. Donut you know how much I love puns?
32. Donut be jelly of my sense of humor.
33. Donut be a stranger!
34. You’re the icing on my donut.
35. Donut disturb, I’m in my happy place.
36. I donut care about the calories when it comes to laughter.
37. Donut worry, I’ve got puns by the dozen.
38. Let’s dough nuts together!
39. Donut let negativity glaze over your day.
40. Life is short, eat more donuts and laugh more.
41. Donut hesitate to share a pun or two.
42. It’s a hole new world with donut puns!
43. Donut you just love a good laugh?
44. Donut blink, or you might miss the punchline!
45. You’re my main squeeze, like the filling in a jelly donut.
46. Donut be shy, join the pun party!
47. Donut disturb: It's treat time!
48. Donut? Donut mind if I do!
49. I donut know what I would do without you!
50. The person who steals the last donut iis the beignet of my existence.
51. A life without donuts is cruller and unusual punishment.
52. I have a hole lot of love for you!
53. Donut hate! Appreciate.
54. Where have you beignet all my life?
55. I won't sugarcoat this — I love you a hole lot, you big weir-dough!
56. I'm a-glazed! Have you ever seen a bigger bear claw?
57. Donut kill my vibe.
58. I love you dough so much!
59. Today's forecast calls for some sprinkles and a bit of frost(ing).
60. Coffee and donuts with friends is good hole-some fun!
61. Anyone who brings donuts to the office is a jelly good fellow!
62. Enjoying donuts on Sunday morning is not just a glaze, it's a lifestyle!
63. Eating hole foods is the key to a healthy life!
64. I donut know about you, but I may just love you more than donuts.

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