96 Donut Jokes And Puns That Are As Sweet As Could Be

There’s something irresistibly fun about donuts that goes way beyond the fact they are utterly delicious! 

Over the past few years, they have gone from simple snacks to a full-on food phenomenon. From gourmet bakeries to Instagram feeds, donut walls to donut towers, donuts are now the star of the show. And that's just on the eating-them-side of things. 

Donuts are also everywhere as graphics, stickers, wall art... you name it, if it's cute, it's likely got a donut on it or near it!

So, let's go the whole (hole!) nine yards and close the circle (see what I did there?!) of fabulousness by adding donut jokes and puns into the mix. 

I've put together a big list of donut-themes jokes perfect for using in or on greetings cards, to use in party games or just to make your friends and fam laugh. 

And then I've sprinkled (I'm at it again!) a bunch of donut-based puns below the jokes, puns perfect for using in wall art, on the top of a cake or how about on DIY party decor or even a cute gift you're making for someone. 

You could even pop a few of these jokes and puns onto paper chits and pop them in a vase at the centre of an afternoon tea party table.

Then all the guests can take a turn at pulling out a pun or joke to share with everyone else. 

Speaking of afternoon tea parties... there is a super cute Tea Party Games bundle in the shop. 

Absolutely Delicious Donut Jokes

Let's get started with a few donut jokes... get ready to hold your sides together as you work your way through them... 

Sweet Love Stories

You know what's brilliant? Even donuts fall in love! Here are some sweet stories...

1. What did the donut say to the coffee?

"You complete me!"

2. What did the donut say to the frosting?

"I'd go glazy without you!"

3. Why did the donut break up with its girlfriend?

She was too jelly!

4. Why did the donut break up with the bagel?

It needed some space (and less drama).

Donut Dramas 🤕

Ever had one of those days? These donuts certainly have!

5. Why did the donut go to the dentist?

It needed a filling!

6. Why did the donut go to therapy?

It had a hole in its heart.

7. Why was the donut sad?

It felt a little empty inside.

Rainy Day Giggles 🌧️

Perfect jokes for when it's pouring outside...

8. What happens before it rains donuts?

It sprinkles!

9. Why did the frosted donut put up his umbrella?

It was sprinkling!

Donut Adventures 🦸‍♂️

These brave little donuts are always up to something...

10. Why did the donut get arrested?

It was caught glazing the scene of the crime.

11. How does a doughnut learn to protect himself?

He takes Taekwon-dough classes!

Bakery Bunch 🥯

Meet the whole gang at the bakery...

12. What do you call a donut without a hole?

A danish imposter!

13. What did the bear claw say to the envious croissant?

"Donut be jelly!"

Donut Puns and Funny Quotes

And now let's wend our way through some donut-based puns and funny quotes... 

Sweet Talk & Love Notes

1. You donut know how much I love you.
2. I donut know what I would do without you!
3. Where have you beignet all my life?
4. I won't sugarcoat this — I love you a hole lot, you big weir-dough!
5. I'm donuts for you!
6. You're the sprinkles to my donut.
7. You're the hole package.
8. You're the icing on my donut.
9. I have a hole lot of love for you!
10. Hold me closer, tiny donut.
11. Hole me closer, tiny donut.
12. Donut ever let me go.
13. Donut go breaking my heart.
14. You've really got a hole on me.
15. I donut know about you, but I may just love you more than donuts.
16. You're my main squeeze, like the filling in a jelly donut.
17. I love you dough so much!
18. Donut be a stranger!
19. Donut disturb: It's treat time!
20. Donut? Donut mind if I do!

 

Cheeky Puns & Giggles

• Let's go to Dunkin. We need more hole foods!
• Glazed and confused.
• Let's go glazy.
• You drive me glazy.
• Donut mind if I do.
• Glazed and amused.
• Let's dough it!
• Donut you know how much I love puns?
• Let's dough nuts together!
• The person who steals the last donut is the beignet of my existence.
• A life without donuts is cruller and unusual punishment.
• I'm a-glazed! Have you ever seen a bigger bear claw?
• Today's forecast calls for some sprinkles and a bit of frost(ing).
• Anyone who brings donuts to the office is a jelly good fellow!
• Eating hole foods is the key to a healthy life!
• It's your birthday; let's donuts!
• Donut be jelly of my sense of humor.
• Donut you just love a good laugh?
• Donut blink, or you might miss the punchline!
• Donut hesitate to share a pun or two.
• It's a hole new world with donut puns!
• Donut be jelly.

Sprinkles of Wisdom

1. Donuts are happiness with sprinkles on top.
2. Donut give up.
3. Donut worry. Be happy!
4. Do or donut, there is no try.
5. Donut underestimate the power of baked goods.
6. Donut stop believing.
7. Donut let negativity glaze over your day.
8. Life is short, eat more donuts and laugh more.
9. Donut hate! Appreciate.
10. Donut kill my vibe.
11. Coffee and donuts with friends is good hole-some fun!
12. Enjoying donuts on Sunday morning is not just a glaze, it's a lifestyle!
13. Donut disturb.
14. Donut enter.
15. Donut judge me.
16. Donut underestimate the power of a good laugh.
17. Donut disturb, I'm in my happy place.
18. I donut care about the calories when it comes to laughter.
19. Donut worry, I've got puns by the dozen.
20. Donut be shy, join the pun party!
21. Donut kill my vibe.
22. Donut worry about the small stuff.

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